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floundering shit-fish
bumptious bum
lazy lazarus
mental masturbator
cudgel of chaos
loquacious lothario
bellicose besotto and/or sentimental sot
big dreamer small doer
guilt gobbler
shoulder shrugger
defensive dismisser
picking perfectionist
nagging narrator
languishing loner
compulsive comparer
atavistic affector
sanctimonious sacrificer
